6 Short Funny Food Quotes We Love

From Bill Murray to The Rock, a little food wisdom.

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“Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. “

-George Carlin

“Pasta is eaten by happy smiley people having fun with people they love or fancy and are about to shag. Noodles are eaten by people who have no friends.”

-A.A. Gill

“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes. I can live without you.”

-Bill Murray

“My weaknesses have always been food and men — in that order”

-Dolly Parton

“Man has survived and prospered for more than 150,000 years on this planet without the help of use-by dates.”

-Clarissa Dickson Wright, Two Fat Ladies

“I would never win an award for not loving pizza.”

-Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

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